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David Wain: The Perfect Day
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I just spend the whole afternoon lounging in the pool, farting. The bubbles rising, rising and exploding with the aroma of the fish and meat buffet I gorged on an hour before. And then -- a little teeny-weeny piece of pooh comes out my butt.
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