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Baby bear started to cry . "Whats wrong?" the judge asked baby bear.
"I dont want to live with mama bear, she abuses me!" said baby bear.
"Then, you can live with papa bear" said the judge.
Baby bear started to cry even harder the judge asked him, "Whats wrong?" Baby bear replied, " I dont want to live with papa bear he abuses me even more than mama bear does."
"Then who do you want to live with?" asked the judge.
Baby bear replied, "I want to live with the Baylor Bears, because they don't beat anyone!"
Adele Givens - $16,000 Watch
Adele knows how to get the time without spending a nickel.
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Posted: 05/26/02
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Matt Weinhold - Extreme Jumping
There is no bungee battalion of the army.
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Views: 426
John Oliver - Comedian
When did you decide to be a comedian?
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Views: 3,311
Russ Meneve - Safety
Russ wants to arm wrestle elderly people while wearing a Superman suit.
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Margaret Smith - Dozen Eggs
Margaret is dating a bowler.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 908
Eddie Pence - Streakers
Eddie Pence knows what it would look like if he woke up in prison.
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Tig - Running Magazines
Couldn't one issue of a running magazine cover everything?
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Robert Schimmel - Bear on a Bike
It comes natural for a bear to ride a bicycle.
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Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 2,627
Doug Benson - Pee or Spank
The words 'pee' and 'spank' shouldn't even be said on the same day.
Tags: Doug Benson (29), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 1,603
Brian Regan - Bike Ramp
The object of the bike ramp is for a kid to ride as fast as he can and see how far he can go.
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Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 2,593
