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The guy replies, "No, because my wife just died."
"Well," says the first man, "why didn't you just bring a friend or relative?"
The guy replied, "Oh, they're all at the funeral."
Roger Rittenhouse - Extreme Sports
If baseball were any slower, it'd be farming.
Tags: Roger Rittenhouse (5), sports (631), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 794
Pete Lee - Watching Baseball
Baseball is Pete Lee's favorite sport.
Tags: Pete Lee (7), Premium Blend (750), gay/homosexual (633)
Posted: 12/22/05
Views: 2,724
Greg Giraldo - Built Like a Gay Guy
The gay stereotype is primed for a change.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), gay/homosexual (633), sports (631)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 4,165
Kevin Nealon - The Ocean
Kevin Nealon buys an underwater watch.
Tags: Kevin Nealon (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (631)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 2,174
Darrell Hammond - Emotion and Information
Men have a lot of good qualities, but combining rage and information ain't one.
Tags: Darrell Hammond (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 12/03/00
Views: 1,781
Laura Kightlinger - Baseball Movies
America loves surprisingly agile, fairly attractive retards -- like Forrest Gump.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (631)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 1,864
Tom Cotter - Extreme Sports
What makes skateboarding extreme but not football?
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 3,639
Jo Koy - Swimming
Michael Phelps looked like a superhero.
Tags: Jo Koy (30), sports (631),
Posted: 01/04/08
Views: 98,807
Norm MacDonald - Cliff Diving
You're a great cliff diver if you survive.
Tags: Norm MacDonald (18), sports (631), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,440
Margaret Smith - Dozen Eggs
Margaret is dating a bowler.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), kids (841), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 908
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