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"The female has two breasts and one vagina. The male has one penis."
A little boy in the front row jumped up and said that the teacher was wrong.
"My daddy has two penises. He has a short one that he pees with and a long one that he brushes Mommy's teeth with!"
Rene Hicks - Breastfeeding
Breastfeeding is natural.
Tags: Rene Hicks (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 882
Victoria Jackson - Suburbs
Nobody respects a suburbanite.
Tags: Victoria Jackson (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/15/00
Views: 0
Mitch Fatel - Breasts
Women always think men prefer big breasts, but really small breasts have more personality.
Tags: Mitch Fatel (13), sex (1283), breasts (63)
Posted: 09/08/09
Views: 53,530
Dave Attell - Amish Sex
The Amish do have sex.
Tags: Dave Attell (61), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 4,380
Greg Fitzsimmons - Threesome
Greg tells his son to wrap up the breastfeeding.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 655
Greg Giraldo - Cleavage
Cleavage isn't a smart bomb.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 4,360
Tom Papa - Having Kids
Women are insane for getting pregnant more than once.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 1,554
Dov Davidoff - Magnum Condoms
They could probably be better used as waders on a fly fishing trip.
Tags: Dov Davidoff (10), sex (1283), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 1,921
Jimmy Pardo - Buxom Barber
Jimmy is trapped by his barber's breasts.
Tags: Jimmy Pardo (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/30/02
Views: 1,082
Lynne Koplitz - Passionate Men
Lynne loves it that men give sex their all.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 7,778
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