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The redneck stepped up and St. Peter said, ''Now, what is your poem?''
The Redeck paused and scratched. ''Oh! I got it,'' said the redneck, ''here it goes. . . Me and Tim a huntin' went, Met three maidens in a tent, They was three and we was two, So I bucked one and Tim bucked two.''
Ron White - Robert Tilton
Ron White didn't feel the urge to send Robert Tilton $1,000.
Tags: Ron White (24), religion (776), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 17,623
Jon Reep - Fair Food
How far down the fry chain do you think they got before somebody thought of frying dough?
Tags: Jon Reep (18), sports (631), football (107)
Posted: 10/17/09
Views: 507
Vic Henley - NASCAR
NASCAR on the radio is even more boring than golf on television.
Tags: Vic Henley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (631)
Posted: 05/28/05
Views: 2,323
Josh Sneed - NASCAR
Josh hates NASCAR.
Tags: Josh Sneed (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (631)
Posted: 03/29/07
Views: 5,447
Rene Hicks - Rock Climbing
That's a sport you won't see black people participating in.
Tags: Rene Hicks (12), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 733
Bill Engvall - Get Off My Yard
Nobody wants to be the grouchy old man on the corner, but we all turn into him eventually.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), aging (296), self-deprecating (211)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 11,383
Bill Engvall - The Club
Going to a club is no fun when you're 50, out of touch and completely out of your element.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), men/women (1003), music (727)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 8,885
Josh Sneed - Collectible Buckets
Josh tries to reason with a NASCAR fan.
Tags: Josh Sneed (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/29/07
Views: 3,166
J. Scott Homan - Girls' Soccer
A few minutes of girls' soccer will have you closing the door.
Tags: men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 11/01/01
Views: 446
Wayne Federman - Sports and Society
It's surprising that sports teams' names are still racist.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 319
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