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The redneck stepped up and St. Peter said, ''Now, what is your poem?''
The Redeck paused and scratched. ''Oh! I got it,'' said the redneck, ''here it goes. . . Me and Tim a huntin' went, Met three maidens in a tent, They was three and we was two, So I bucked one and Tim bucked two.''
Ron White - Robert Tilton
Ron White didn't feel the urge to send Robert Tilton $1,000.
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Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 11,506
Vic Henley - NASCAR
NASCAR on the radio is even more boring than golf on television.
Tags: Vic Henley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1779), sports (226)
Posted: 05/28/05
Views: 1,618
Josh Sneed - NASCAR
Josh hates NASCAR.
Tags: Josh Sneed (10), Comedy Central Presents (1779), parents (446)
Posted: 03/29/07
Views: 4,315
Rene Hicks - Rock Climbing
That's a sport you won't see black people participating in.
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Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 510
Reno Collier - Mexican Coin
Reno Collier has a hangover.
Tags: Reno Collier (13), Comedy Central Presents (1779), family (550)
Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 634
Russell Brand - Alpha Male Surfer
Even Jesus Christ only stood on the ocean once.
Tags: Russell Brand (16), religion (320), gay/homosexual (259)
Posted: 03/08/09
Views: 29,197
Barry Sobel - Untrue Stereotypes
Who doesn't know black athletes are better than white athletes?
Tags: Barry Sobel (6), ethnic (690), The A-List (490)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 208
Rickey Smiley - Amazing Grace
White churches get out on time.
Tags: Rickey Smiley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1779), ethnic (690)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 5,231
Lizz Winstead - Zen Buddhism
Liz dated a Zen Buddhist for a while.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), sex (904), men/women (839)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 342
Richard Lewis - Basketball
Richard was the pointless guard on his basketball team.
Tags: Richard Lewis (60), kids (595), family (550)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 100
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