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The redneck stepped up and St. Peter said, ''Now, what is your poem?''
The Redeck paused and scratched. ''Oh! I got it,'' said the redneck, ''here it goes. . . Me and Tim a huntin' went, Met three maidens in a tent, They was three and we was two, So I bucked one and Tim bucked two.''
Ron White - Robert Tilton
Ron White didn't feel the urge to send Robert Tilton $1,000.
Tags: Ron White (24), religion (770), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 16,553
Jon Reep - Fair Food
How far down the fry chain do you think they got before somebody thought of frying dough?
Tags: Jon Reep (18), sports (618), football (105)
Posted: 10/17/09
Views: 423
Vic Henley - NASCAR
NASCAR on the radio is even more boring than golf on television.
Tags: Vic Henley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (618)
Posted: 05/28/05
Views: 2,274
Josh Sneed - NASCAR
Josh hates NASCAR.
Tags: Josh Sneed (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (618)
Posted: 03/29/07
Views: 5,351
Rene Hicks - Rock Climbing
That's a sport you won't see black people participating in.
Tags: Rene Hicks (12), ethnic (813), food (790)
Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 713
J. Scott Homan - Girls' Soccer
A few minutes of girls' soccer will have you closing the door.
Tags: men/women (987), money (852)
Posted: 11/01/01
Views: 430
Josh Sneed - Collectible Buckets
Josh tries to reason with a NASCAR fan.
Tags: Josh Sneed (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (828)
Posted: 03/29/07
Views: 3,097
Richard Lewis - Basketball
Richard was the pointless guard on his basketball team.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), kids (828), religion (770)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 714
Barry Sobel - Untrue Stereotypes
Who doesn't know black athletes are better than white athletes?
Tags: Barry Sobel (6), ethnic (813), religion (770)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 460
Lizz Winstead - Zen Buddhism
Liz dated a Zen Buddhist for a while.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 553
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