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"Gentlemen, start your engines!"
NASCAR on the radio is even more boring than golf on television.
Josh hates NASCAR.
A few minutes of girls' soccer will have you closing the door.
Josh tries to reason with a NASCAR fan.
Larry at Victoria's Secret
Stacking the medicine cabinet
Sweet, young and juicy
Ron White appreciates the well-named product that protects his couch.
Bruce is scared of rednecks.
Ron White didn't feel the urge to send Robert Tilton $1,000.
One day Bob and Bubba went fishing. They were catching a lot of fish so they wanted to figure out how to remember this part if the lake.
Bob...
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What does NASCAR stand for?
Non
Athletic
Sport
Created
Around
Rednecks
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I just hear the DJ on the radio in my car; I hear, 'Bob from
Charlotte, you're on the line. Bob, what do you have to say?' 'Six!' 'Next caller,...
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Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is
attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off of a...
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No ideer (no eye
deer with southern twang - in case you didn't catch that)
What do you call a deer...
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There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice
in his head. The voice says, ''Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money,...
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There were three guys in a car. One driving, the other in the
passenger seat and one resting in the back. The guy in the back became sleepy and...
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A young hillbilly always went out to the barn to beat off and
when he was done he would shoot his load into a coffee can and hide it under the...
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Robert Frost and a redneck came to heaven's gate at the same
time. St. Peter stood at the gate with instuctions for the two: ''You cannot enter the...
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What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was The Wall.
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