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Tom Cotter - Extreme Sports
What makes skateboarding extreme but not football?
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 3,639
Pete Lee - Watching Baseball
Baseball is Pete Lee's favorite sport.
Tags: Pete Lee (7), Premium Blend (750), gay/homosexual (633)
Posted: 12/22/05
Views: 2,724
Kevin Nealon - The Ocean
Kevin Nealon buys an underwater watch.
Tags: Kevin Nealon (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (631)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 2,174
Greg Giraldo - Built Like a Gay Guy
The gay stereotype is primed for a change.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), gay/homosexual (633), sports (631)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 4,165
Darrell Hammond - Emotion and Information
Men have a lot of good qualities, but combining rage and information ain't one.
Tags: Darrell Hammond (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)
Posted: 12/03/00
Views: 1,781
Roger Rittenhouse - Extreme Sports
If baseball were any slower, it'd be farming.
Tags: Roger Rittenhouse (5), sports (631), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 794
Laura Kightlinger - Baseball Movies
America loves surprisingly agile, fairly attractive retards -- like Forrest Gump.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (631)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 1,864
Jo Koy - Swimming
Michael Phelps looked like a superhero.
Tags: Jo Koy (30), sports (631),
Posted: 01/04/08
Views: 98,809
John Roy - NBA
American white guys can't compete with Eastern Europeans at basketball.
Tags: John Roy (2), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 1,213
Eddie Brill - Hockey Crowds
Being part of a hockey crowd is like preparing for an 18,000-person simultaneous orgasm.
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 362
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