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Patriots vs. Rams
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Two Rams fans
were standing at a bar. The one fan said to the other, "You know, the Patriots might have won the Super Bowl, but their fans are such a**holes!"A man walked up to them and with a mad look on his face said, "I find that statement offensive!"
One of the Rams fans replied, "Oh, you must be a Patriots fan."
"No," the man said, "I'm an a**hole!"
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