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Lewis Black: Screaming at Sporting Events
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I don't care who wins
because I go to sporting events to scream. It's the one place on the planet you can shout anything you want. You can bellow at will, and nobody will bother you. I yell things like, 'My life sucks! Dan Quayle is a schmuck! If I don't have sex soon, I'm going to explode!' Parents turn to their kids as I leave the stadium and go, 'Hey, there goes a great fan.'
Lewis Black - Ball Games
Lewis goes to sporting events to scream.
Tags: sports (631), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 8,883
Lewis Black - Hippo Eats Dwarf
These are not fun times for our country.
Tags: animals (791), media (651)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 1,811
Lewis Black - New York City
You can do anything you want in New York.
Tags: health (976), New York City (602)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,080
Lewis Black - Candy Corn
Every Halloween, people look at candy corn as if they had never seen it before.
Tags: food (804), growing up (453)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 3,702
Lewis Black - The Weather
Meteorologist is just another word for liar.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), TV (543)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 1,575
Lewis Black - Sun Block
Lewis doesn't trust sun block.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 1,223
Lewis Black - Flu Shots
Nyquil is the only thing that tastes like red and green.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 3,349
Lewis Black - The State of Arkansas
America should punish the state that gave us Bill Clinton.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/08/00
Views: 880
Lewis Black - February in Boston
Lewis experiences five seasons in four days.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), religion (776)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 987
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