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Upon his return, he called to his Knights of the Round Table and had them all strip from the waist down. One by one, he went to each knight and shook his head, telling all those whose members were missing to get out of his sight.
That is until he came up to Lancelot. Seeing that Lancelot was intact, he exclaimed, ''Now I knew I could count on you to be trusted. Name anything at all and it is yours.''
Lancelot replied '' UNGH!UH! UNGH!'''
Eddie Brill - Hockey Crowds
Being part of a hockey crowd is like preparing for an 18,000-person simultaneous orgasm.
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 362
Eddie Pence - Streakers
Eddie Pence knows what it would look like if he woke up in prison.
Tags: Eddie Pence (3), sex (1283), animals (791)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 1,688
Jake Johannsen - Nude Plus Liquor
Jake's never been to his favorite bar.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), sex (1283), sports (631)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 481
Tony Stone - Sports and Sex
Guys only talk about sports and sex.
Tags: Tony Stone (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 632
John Heffron - Life Caddy
John's life caddy sizes up an important decision.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 2,727
Hugh Fink - Strikeout
Hugh Fink's date strikes out.
Tags: Hugh Fink (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/25/99
Views: 1,324
Christian Finnegan - Dry Humping and the Olympics
Why would you make the Olympics less dangerous?
Tags: Christian Finnegan (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 873
Kevin Brennan - Female Orgasms
Kevin Brennan advises women not to waste their time faking orgasms.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 890
Charlie Viracola - Cell Phones
Charlie takes advantage of his nighttime minutes.
Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/15/03
Views: 607
Wayne Federman - Not So Sporty
Baseball has always been a good metaphor for the stages of dating.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 298
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