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Joey Vega: The Wait to Go Swimming
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Your mother was the only
one that knew how long you could wait after you eat before you could go swimming. My mother would look at me, 'What did you have? Ham and cheese, mayonnaise? Thirty-eight minutes.'
Joey Vega - Beach at Night
Joey Vega picks up everyone on the way to the beach.
Tags: Joey Vega (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 1,235
Joey Vega - Safe Playgrounds
The playgrounds used to be metal.
Tags: Joey Vega (2), kids (841), growing up (453)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 2,657
Jack Gallagher - Shopping for Strollers
Maybe if you kick it, it folds up.
Tags: Jack Gallagher (3), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 389
Demetri Martin - Brick Wall
Demetri Martin sets a more comedy club-like tone.
Tags: Demetri Martin (45), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 03/18/04
Views: 35,034
Damon Williams - Home Alone
Damon knew the Schoo family was white.
Tags: Damon Williams (4), men/women (1003), kids (841)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 408
Lynne Koplitz - Kids
If Lynne had babies, she would give them away as Christmas gifts.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 4,226
Cory Kahaney - Sex Questions
Sixty-nine is just rude.
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 2,315
Greg Fitzsimmons - Threesome
Greg tells his son to wrap up the breastfeeding.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 655
Milt Abel - Barbequed Ribs
Eating ribs is a great way to get rid of aggression.
Tags: Milt Abel (2), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 2,591
Dane Cook - Global Adoption
Dane wants a multi-ethnic family.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), kids (841), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 47,498
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