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"mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm."
"I'm sorry, what did you say?"
"mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm."
"I'm sorry, I still didn't understand you." The successful man spits something into his hand.
"You've got to keep your worms warm."
Tig - Running Magazines
Couldn't one issue of a running magazine cover everything?
Tags: Tig (8), Premium Blend (749), animals (458)
Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 934
Eddie Pence - Streakers
Eddie Pence knows what it would look like if he woke up in prison.
Tags: Eddie Pence (3), sex (1043), animals (458)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 4,062
Anita Wise - Cleaning
Organic exterminators can give you a headache.
Tags: Anita Wise (3), health (564), animals (458)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,915
Jackie Flynn - Strange Meat
Microwave cheeseburgers have just enough meat to qualify.
Tags: Jackie Flynn (3), food (580), animals (458)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 599
Damon Wayans - White Folks' Dogs
Dogs are too picky about where they poop.
Tags: Damon Wayans (12), ethnic (783), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 01/05/06
Views: 3,477
Jeff Marder - Psychic Pizza Delivery
We're living in a time where pizza gets to our houses faster than the police.
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), food (580), animals (458)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,020
Tom Kenny - Cartoon Universe
When you punch an alligator in the cartoon universe, it will fall down as suitcases.
Tags: Tom Kenny (7), imitations (842), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 963
Steve McGrew - Sex
It's gross to think of your parents having sex.
Tags: Steve McGrew (9), Comedy Central Presents (2026), sex (1043)
Posted: 09/24/04
Views: 9,679
Kurt Metzger - The 101 Craziest Objects
People put a lot of strange things up their asses.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (16), kids (682), health (564)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 24,337
Tony Roberts - Cook It Slow
A bum on Hollywood Boulevard attempted to sell Tony Roberts an unconscious deer.
Tags: Tony Roberts (4), animals (458), lookin' good (310)
Posted: 07/11/10
Views: 3,582
