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Russ wants to arm wrestle elderly people while wearing a Superman suit.
Rectal exams are no fun.
Figure skaters must have great temper control.
Mike agrees to play a charity golf tournament.
Lea DeLaria doesn't exactly blend into her surroundings.
Dane wants a multi-ethnic family.
Reno Collier has a hangover.
It's not that Eddy doesn't make money doing stand-up; he just doesn't know where it goes.
For $6 million a year, there is very little that Tammy would not do.
There shouldn't be funerals, just home-going celebrations.
The only thing keeping him black is, every now and then, his
father shows up: 'Hey, that's my boy, alright! Don't try to steal him now.'
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I love my dad. He used to be a professional wrestler in Mexico.
So, it was cool growing up with him 'cause when he hit us, he didn't really hit us.
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We're in this trophy shop, right? There's trophies everywhere,
shelves and shelves of trophies. My dad looks around and goes, 'This guy's really...
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I just got back from a very hellish vacation with my family. My
father took the entire family bungee jumping for my grandmother's birthday -- so...
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A Catholic, a Baptist and a Mormon are bragging about the size
of their families.
"I have four boys and my wife is expecting another," says...
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Read more »Posted 10/30/2008Tags: sports (716)Bobby Knight Goes to Heaven
Bobby Knight, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded IU...
Read more »Posted 10/30/2008Tags: sports (716)First-Time Golfer
A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew...
Read more »Posted 10/30/2008Tags: sports (716)Blind Parachutist
A blind man tells his friend how much he enjoys parachuting. " My hand is placed on my release ring, they place me in the door and tell me when to...
Read more »Posted 12/01/2008Tags: sports (716)Golfing in the Woods
Q: These days, what do you need to shoot to win a professional golf tournament?
A: Tiger Woods.
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