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Way up in heaven, Saint Peter sees all this and asks God, ''Are you really going to let him get away with this?''
''No, I guess not,'' says God.
The priest drives about five to six hours away, so he doesn't bump into anyone he knows. The golf course is empty when he gets there. So he takes his first swing, drives the ball 495 yards away and gets a hole in one.
Saint Peter watches in disbelief and asks, '' Why did you let him do that?''
To this God says, ''Who's he going to tell?''
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When did insurance agents get so religious?
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That's a sport you won't see black people participating in.
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Ain't this place beautiful with trees and junk?
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It's tough being a Jew.
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White churches get out on time.
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Reno Collier has a hangover.
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Liz dated a Zen Buddhist for a while.
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Even Jesus Christ only stood on the ocean once.
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Richard was the pointless guard on his basketball team.
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Does God really care if St. Catherine's beats St. Margaret's?
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