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a hazard rougher than an tree;
A tree o'er which my ball must fly
if on the green it is to lie;
A tree which stands that green to guard,
and makes the shot extremely hard;
A tree whose leafy arms extend
to kill the six iron shot I send;
A tree that stands in silence there,
while angry golfers rave and swear.
Irons were made for fools like me
who cannot ever miss a tree.
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Kevin Nealon buys an underwater watch.
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Men have a lot of good qualities, but combining rage and information ain't one.
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America loves surprisingly agile, fairly attractive retards -- like Forrest Gump.
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Views: 1,864
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What makes skateboarding extreme but not football?
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Views: 3,637
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Baseball is Pete Lee's favorite sport.
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The gay stereotype is primed for a change.
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Views: 4,163
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If baseball were any slower, it'd be farming.
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Views: 794
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Michael Phelps looked like a superhero.
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Margaret Smith - Little Guys
Margaret dates guys she thinks she can take in a fight.
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Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 732
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There was no way the Wright Brothers were getting in that plane.
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Posted: 06/11/99
Views: 1,013
