|
First-Time Golfer
|
Get another Sports Joke » |
The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green."
The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole.
"Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro.
"Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup," the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again.
"Oh great! NOW you tell me." said the beginner.
Kevin Nealon - The Ocean
Kevin Nealon buys an underwater watch.
Tags: Kevin Nealon (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (618)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 2,146
Darrell Hammond - Emotion and Information
Men have a lot of good qualities, but combining rage and information ain't one.
Tags: Darrell Hammond (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (649)
Posted: 12/03/00
Views: 1,765
Laura Kightlinger - Baseball Movies
America loves surprisingly agile, fairly attractive retards -- like Forrest Gump.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (618)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 1,837
Tom Cotter - Extreme Sports
What makes skateboarding extreme but not football?
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (630)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 3,612
Roger Rittenhouse - Extreme Sports
If baseball were any slower, it'd be farming.
Tags: Roger Rittenhouse (5), sports (618), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 789
Pete Lee - Watching Baseball
Baseball is Pete Lee's favorite sport.
Tags: Pete Lee (7), Premium Blend (750), gay/homosexual (622)
Posted: 12/22/05
Views: 2,703
Greg Giraldo - Built Like a Gay Guy
The gay stereotype is primed for a change.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), gay/homosexual (622), sports (618)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 4,102
Jo Koy - Swimming
Michael Phelps looked like a superhero.
Tags: Jo Koy (30), sports (618),
Posted: 01/04/08
Views: 98,383
Margaret Smith - Little Guys
Margaret dates guys she thinks she can take in a fight.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (649)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 721
Mark Curry - Black Firsts
There was no way the Wright Brothers were getting in that plane.
Tags: Mark Curry (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)
Posted: 06/11/99
Views: 966
