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-- He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
-- It's a game of inches.
-- That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
-- When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
-- He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.
-- He found his tight end.
-- He had to stretch to get it in.
-- He gets penetration in the backfield.
-- He could go all the way.
-- He gets it off just in time.
-- He goes deep.
-- He found a hole and slid through.
-- He pounds it in.
-- He's got great hands.
Eddie Pence - Streakers
Eddie Pence knows what it would look like if he woke up in prison.
Tags: Eddie Pence (3), sex (1283), animals (791)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 1,686
Eddie Brill - Hockey Crowds
Being part of a hockey crowd is like preparing for an 18,000-person simultaneous orgasm.
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 362
Tony Stone - Sports and Sex
Guys only talk about sports and sex.
Tags: Tony Stone (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 632
Jake Johannsen - Nude Plus Liquor
Jake's never been to his favorite bar.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), sex (1283), sports (631)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 480
John Heffron - Life Caddy
John's life caddy sizes up an important decision.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 2,726
Hugh Fink - Strikeout
Hugh Fink's date strikes out.
Tags: Hugh Fink (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/25/99
Views: 1,323
Christian Finnegan - Dry Humping and the Olympics
Why would you make the Olympics less dangerous?
Tags: Christian Finnegan (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 870
Kevin Brennan - Female Orgasms
Kevin Brennan advises women not to waste their time faking orgasms.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 890
Richard Lewis - Low Self-Esteem
The theme of Richard's family was "Starve a feeling. Feed a cold."
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1283), sports (631)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 499
Sam Tripoli - Stripper in a Wheelchair
Sometimes you find your heroes in weird places.
Tags: Sam Tripoli (2), sex (1283), ethnic (814)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 951
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