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Bungee Jumping in Mexico
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Bob jumps, bounces at the end of the cord and flies back up by the platform. Jeff isn't able to catch his friend, but he notices that Bob has a few cuts and scratches.
Bob falls again, bounces, and comes back up. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, Jeff misses pulling Bob up.
The third time it happens, Bob comes back pretty messed up -- he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, Jeff finally catches him and says, "Holy cow, what happened? Was the cord too long?"
"No," says Bob. "The cord was fine, but the birthday party down there thinks I'm a pinata!"
John Roy - NBA
American white guys can't compete with Eastern Europeans at basketball.
Tags: John Roy (2), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 1,211
Mark Curry - Black Firsts
There was no way the Wright Brothers were getting in that plane.
Tags: Mark Curry (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/11/99
Views: 1,014
Bill Santiago - Spanglish
New York City is the capital of Spanglish.
Tags: Bill Santiago (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 2,341
Bret Ernst - Integration
Bret Ernst gives a history lesson on the integration of professional sports.
Tags: Bret Ernst (2), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/26/06
Views: 837
Wanda Sykes - Turned to Milk
The more he tastes success, the less black Tiger Woods becomes.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (42), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 11/30/98
Views: 6,427
Andre Covington - Surfing
Surfing is a white person thing.
Tags: Andre Covington (3), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 407
Mark Wheatle - Basketball
Michael Jordan would take pictures in mid-air.
Tags: Mark Wheatle (3), ethnic (814), sports (631)
Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 161
Carlos Mencia - Mexican NASCAR
White people have no business driving a car sponsored by Home Depot.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), ethnic (814), sports (631)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 7,196
Rene Hicks - Rock Climbing
That's a sport you won't see black people participating in.
Tags: Rene Hicks (12), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 733
Dane Cook - Global Adoption
Dane wants a multi-ethnic family.
Tags: Dane Cook (42), kids (841), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/17/09
Views: 47,498
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