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Why does it take longer to run from second base to third base than it takes to run from first to second?

Because you have a short stop between second and third.

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Posted: 10/30/08

Roger Rittenhouse - Extreme Sports

If baseball were any slower, it'd be farming.

Tags: Roger Rittenhouse (5), sports (631), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 794

Pete Lee - Watching Baseball

Baseball is Pete Lee's favorite sport.

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Posted: 12/22/05
Views: 2,724

Greg Giraldo - Built Like a Gay Guy

The gay stereotype is primed for a change.

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Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 4,164

Kevin Nealon - The Ocean

Kevin Nealon buys an underwater watch.

Tags: Kevin Nealon (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (631)

Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 2,174

Darrell Hammond - Emotion and Information

Men have a lot of good qualities, but combining rage and information ain't one.

Tags: Darrell Hammond (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)

Posted: 12/03/00
Views: 1,781

Laura Kightlinger - Baseball Movies

America loves surprisingly agile, fairly attractive retards -- like Forrest Gump.

Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (631)

Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 1,864

Tom Cotter - Extreme Sports

What makes skateboarding extreme but not football?

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Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 3,638

Jo Koy - Swimming

Michael Phelps looked like a superhero.

Tags: Jo Koy (30), sports (631),

Posted: 01/04/08
Views: 98,807

Norm MacDonald - Cliff Diving

You're a great cliff diver if you survive.

Tags: Norm MacDonald (18), sports (631), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,440

Margaret Smith - Dozen Eggs

Margaret is dating a bowler.

Tags: Margaret Smith (20), kids (841), dating (656)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 908

 
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