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Sommore: You Got to Be Fair
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You got to be fair. Because I see a lot of stuff going on that's just not fair -- like Vice President Dick Cheney. Dick Cheney shot somebody in the face, and then nothing happened. Nothing happened. Now, am I right or am I wrong, but when President Clinton shot somebody in the face....
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See Sommore Tell It » Sommore - Shot in the Face Dick Cheney has better luck than Bill Clinton.
Filed Under: sex (2512),  news & politics (658),  violence (258)
Posted: 08/31/06

Jack Coen - Monica Lewinsky

Jack feels sorry for Monica Lewinsky.

Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 1,674

Sommore - Shot in the Face

Dick Cheney has better luck than Bill Clinton.

Tags: Sommore (2), Live at Gotham (340), Bill Clinton (56)

Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 9,070

John Henton - Suing the President

It seems like Bill Clinton is getting sued by women everywhere.

Tags: John Henton (3), sex (1202), men/women (1155)

Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 1,235

Mario Cantone - Court TV

The Menendez brothers' trial was Mario's favorite.

Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)

Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 2,332

Lewis Black - BJ's Count

If curling is an Olympic sport, oral sex should be too.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 4,645

Steve Marmel - Affairs

Every president has had extra-marital affairs.

Tags: Steve Marmel (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 05/15/00
Views: 1,796

Gabriel Iglesias - President Bush

We don't vote for Presidents. We vote for American Idol.

Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (41), news & politics (234), George W. Bush (98)

Posted: 08/04/07
Views: 342,515

Wanda Sykes - No Apologies Necessary

Wanda Sykes calls Clinton an idiot.

Tags: Wanda Sykes (38), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 11/30/98
Views: 6,421

Lewis Black - The State of Arkansas

America should punish the state that gave us Bill Clinton.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 05/08/00
Views: 3,393

Judy Gold - Great Gigs

Judy's stand-up at a pro-choice benefit was intentionally offensive.

Tags: Judy Gold (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 09/14/00
Views: 2,280