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Hot' is when you got
on the latest thing in the stores, right off the rack -- you just hot. Or I could have just got 'hot to death.' Now, 'hot to death' is when you sharp, fly and hot all in one. When you hot to death... if you shall die, when you get to heaven, the angels will take their wings off and be like, 'Damn, you was killing them bitches.'
Happy Hour Survival Guide - Sommore: Clothing
Picking out the right outfit is essential.
Tags: Sommore (2), Live at Gotham (343), lookin' good (260)
Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 4,914
Maryellen Hooper - Makeup Tricks
There are makeup tricks to make your boobs look bigger.
Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), men/women (919), lookin' good (260)
Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 1,658
Sue Murphy - B.O. Man
On the hottest day of the year, it's inevitable that you run into B.O. Man.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), men/women (919), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,227
Scott LaRose - Male Models
Men look better in slow motion.
Tags: Scott LaRose (11), men/women (919), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 477
Carol Leifer - Lingerie
Lingerie is a rip-off.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 1,693
Rickey Smiley - Old Players
Rickey's stepdad set the old players against him.
Tags: Rickey Smiley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 6,509
Pat Dixon - Science
Men can't multitask, but they're sane.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,104
Sebastian Maniscalco - Men's Feet
Men's feet are disgusting.
Tags: Sebastian Maniscalco (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 8,073
John Rogers - Bridesmaids
Where do the brides get the bridesmaids dresses?
Tags: John Rogers (1), men/women (919), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,384
Bryan Callen - Sexy
A man's bare white, hairy thigh is a hot look.
Tags: Bryan Callen (2), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 1,381
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