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Hot' is when you got on the latest thing in the stores, right off the rack -- you just hot. Or I could have just got 'hot to death.' Now, 'hot to death' is when you sharp, fly and hot all in one. When you hot to death... if you shall die, when you get to heaven, the angels will take their wings off and be like, 'Damn, you was killing them bitches.'
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