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Sinbad: Lying to Women
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You keep asking me questions that you know I have to lie at. 'Do I look fat?' 'Nah, no.' If you wasn't fat, you wouldn't have asked. That's why you asked the question. Skinny people don't say, 'Do I look fat?' Skinny people say, 'Do you want to eat? Would you like to have a sandwich?'
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See Sinbad Tell It » Sinbad - Keep Asking Questions If women don't want men to lie, then they should stop asking them stupid questions.
Filed Under: men/women (1771),  lookin' good (509),  weight/obesity (351)
Posted: 02/21/10

Sinbad - Keep Asking Questions

If women don't want men to lie, then they should stop asking them stupid questions.

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