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Sinbad Jokes
Sinbad: Climb Mountains
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Black people start making money and want to do stuff we would never do, want to climb mountains. It's right there -- you ain't got to climb it, you got a house. Why you gotta go outside and climb a rock?
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Posted: 02/21/10

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