DeRay Davis Jokes
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DeRay: Messing With Salespeople
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I like to go to
stores and mess with the salespeople, get them back. They mess with you all day. I go in the store, right? And I just try stuff on and walk around in it. They can't tell you how long to keep it on.
Rodney Carrington - Eating Out
You can make anything taste good with ketchup.
Tags: Rodney Carrington (4), shopping (197),
Posted: 04/16/07
Views: 140,187
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (334)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 1,583
Jeff Cesario - The Good China
As long as the plate doesn't have a hole in it, it's good china.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), shopping (197)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,386
Kyle Dunnigan - Costco
Kyle makes the craziest grocery lists for Costco.
Tags: Kyle Dunnigan (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), shopping (197)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,590
Chris Porter - Condoms
Buying condoms at Costco is a proud moment.
Tags: Chris Porter (7), sex (1283), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 6,045
Gary Valentine - Shopping
Apparently, you're not allowed to lie face down on those massaging chairs in the mall.
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 668
Adam Ferrara - The Hunt
Men live for the hunt; sex is only the end result.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 5,127
Karith Foster - Ebonically Challenged
Not understanding Ebonics can be tricky when your boyfriend is from Harlem.
Tags: Karith Foster (2), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 1,487
J. Anthony Brown - Grocery Store
J. Anthony laughs when he sees people paying for the five-cent candy.
Tags: J. Anthony Brown (3), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 602
Brett Butler - Department Store Saleswomen
An 18-year-old girl has no business trying to sell perfume to a 35-year-old woman.
Tags: Brett Butler (9), money (865), death (318)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,614
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