Shirley Hemphill: No Kinky Food Stuff

I'm not into that kinky, freaky stuff where you put peanut butter under your armpits and lick it off. If I want a sandwich, I get up and go make me a sandwich. I ain't lickin' nothing off your body. That's nasty.

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Posted: 02/24/92

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Men, you can do what you want, just don't hurt her or wake her up.

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