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I'm not into that kinky,
freaky stuff where you put peanut butter under your armpits and lick it off. If I want a sandwich, I get up and go make me a sandwich. I ain't lickin' nothing off your body. That's nasty.
Shirley Hemphill - Kinky Sex
Men, you can do what you want, just don't hurt her or wake her up.
Tags: Shirley Hemphill (2), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 11,195
Shirley Hemphill - Living With Another Person
For a clean freak, it isn't easy living with men.
Tags: Shirley Hemphill (2), men/women (919), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,272
Larry the Cable Guy - Class Reunion
Larry's brand new CD 'Tailgate Party,' filmed live in front of 53,000 people, is in stores now.
Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (32), sex (983), family (581)
Posted: 09/21/06
Views: 22,672
Jackie Flynn - Strange Meat
Microwave cheeseburgers have just enough meat to qualify.
Tags: Jackie Flynn (3), food (550), animals (439)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 458
Damon Wayans - White Folks' Dogs
Dogs are too picky about where they poop.
Tags: Damon Wayans (12), Premium Blend (749), ethnic (730)
Posted: 01/05/06
Views: 2,427
Nick DiPaolo - Road Food
Beware the chef getting a bikini wax.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), food (550), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 280
Paul Mooney - Jeffrey Dahmer
Paul loves thinking about Jeffrey Dahmer eating black people.
Tags: Paul Mooney (10), ethnic (730), food (550)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,388
Jake Johannsen - Hot Dogs
Hot dog street vendors do not use fresh rain water.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), imitations (787), food (550)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 453
Daniel Tosh - Cannibalism
Can cannibals taste ethnicity?
Tags: Daniel Tosh (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (730)
Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 6,817
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 5
Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.
Tags: Lewis Black (38), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 08/06/08
Views: 4,227
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