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Shirley Hemphill: No Kinky Food Stuff
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I'm not into that kinky, freaky stuff where you put peanut butter under your armpits and lick it off. If I want a sandwich, I get up and go make me a sandwich. I ain't lickin' nothing off your body. That's nasty.
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Posted: 02/24/92

Shirley Hemphill - Kinky Sex

Men, you can do what you want, just don't hurt her or wake her up.

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Posted: 02/24/92
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Shirley Hemphill - Living With Another Person

For a clean freak, it isn't easy living with men.

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Posted: 02/24/92
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Larry the Cable Guy - Class Reunion

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Can cannibals taste ethnicity?

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Dogs are too picky about where they poop.

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Nick DiPaolo - Road Food

Beware the chef getting a bikini wax.

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Paul Mooney - Jeffrey Dahmer

Paul loves thinking about Jeffrey Dahmer eating black people.

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Jake Johannsen - Hot Dogs

Hot dog street vendors do not use fresh rain water.

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Jackie Flynn - Strange Meat

Microwave cheeseburgers have just enough meat to qualify.

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Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.

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