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This one dude in Michigan stabbed a lady in the head 17 times with a spoon. G**damn, do you know how mad you've got to be at somebody to kill them with a spoon? Now with a spork you can mess somebody up, but a spoon?
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See Shang Forbes Tell It » Shang Forbes - Death Penalty We shouldn't even let people on death row know when we're going to kill them.
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Posted: 06/13/97

Shang Forbes - Death Penalty

We shouldn't even let people on death row know when we're going to kill them.

Tags: Shang Forbes (5), ethnic (814), crime (415)

Posted: 06/13/97
Views: 272

Jimmy Dore - Capital Punishment

If laws were all an eye-for-an-eye, there'd be pretty reluctant guilty verdicts in rape cases.

Tags: Jimmy Dore (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), crime (415)

Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 711

Alex Thomas - Cops

Alex got pulled over by the rollerblade police at the beach.

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Posted: 04/17/94
Views: 610

Nick DiPaolo - Drive-By Shootings

We're trying to ban smoking in public places, but we're doing nothing about drive-by shootings.

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Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 196

Sandra Bernhard - Men in Uniform

The cops in Los Angeles are cruel.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 147

Shang Forbes - Family

Shang Forbes's dad lost an eye at a titty bar.

Tags: Shang Forbes (5), imitations (772), growing up (453)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 407

Bobby Slayton - The Death Penalty

Bug problem? Kill the bugs and leave them out as an example.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 307

Brett Butler - He Needed Killing

Mall cologne-women need killing.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 416

Bobcat Goldthwait - Gay Bashing

Bobcat politely declines Axl Rose's offer.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,415

Shang Forbes - Michael Jackson

If you're still buying Michael Jackson albums, you better check yourself.

Tags: Shang Forbes (5), money (865), imitations (772)

Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 367

 
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