Shang Forbes Jokes
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Shang Forbes: Spoon Violence
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This one dude in Michigan
stabbed a lady in the head 17 times with a spoon. G**damn, do you know how mad you've got to be at somebody to kill them with a spoon? Now with a spork you can mess somebody up, but a spoon?
Shang Forbes - Death Penalty
We shouldn't even let people on death row know when we're going to kill them.
Tags: Shang Forbes (5), ethnic (870), death (314)
Posted: 06/13/97
Views: 1,272
Jimmy Dore - Capital Punishment
If laws were all an eye-for-an-eye, there'd be pretty reluctant guilty verdicts in rape cases.
Tags: Jimmy Dore (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), crime (303)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,419
Shang Forbes - Family
Shang Forbes's dad lost an eye at a titty bar.
Tags: Shang Forbes (5), imitations (847), growing up (512)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,605
Alex Thomas - Cops
Alex got pulled over by the rollerblade police at the beach.
Tags: Alex Thomas (3), imitations (847), driving (336)
Posted: 04/17/94
Views: 2,383
Nick DiPaolo - Drive-By Shootings
We're trying to ban smoking in public places, but we're doing nothing about drive-by shootings.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), crime (303), violence (282)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 615
Sandra Bernhard - Men in Uniform
The cops in Los Angeles are cruel.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), lookin' good (488), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 494
Mike Vecchione - Neighborhood Watch
After exercising vigilante justice, Mike Vecchione runs into the woods like the Incredible Hulk.
Tags: Mike Vecchione (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), New York City (352)
Posted: 03/03/11
Views: 1,341
Shang Forbes - Africa
Shang Forbes is staying in America.
Tags: Shang Forbes (5), ethnic (870), TV (469)
Posted: 06/13/97
Views: 993
Shang Forbes - Stereotypes
The way we're messing with the ozone, soon all white people are going to be black.
Tags: Shang Forbes (5), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,066
