Shane Mauss: Freakishly Skinny | Shane Mauss | Jokes.com

Shane Mauss has a hard time telling the difference between when he's drunk and when he's wasted.

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Posted: 03/12/10
Views: 5,009

If something crawled up your ass and died, you should be happy that it's no longer alive.

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Posted: 03/12/10
Views: 4,863

Shane Mauss was sleeping in a blanket that could randomly burst into flames at any moment.

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Posted: 03/12/10
Views: 4,247

If anyone complains about my driving, I turn off their airbag.

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Posted: 06/20/08
Views: 14,645

Shane Mauss has been freakishly skinny his entire life because there's a hole in his butt.

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Posted: 03/12/10
Views: 11,489

Did you know you can get paid just to get drunk?

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Posted: 02/11/09
Views: 1,293

Nick DiPaolo is getting too old to date.

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Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 5,148

A fart is comedy from God.

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Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 2,599

The airport bathroom was out of order.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 581

You forgot what chicken tastes like!

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