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Shane Mauss Jokes
Shane Mauss: Freakishly Skinny
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Filed Under: health (766),  potty humor (215),  Shane Mauss (6)
Posted: 03/12/10

Shane Mauss - Drunk vs. Wasted

Shane Mauss has a hard time telling the difference between when he's drunk and when he's wasted.

Tags: Shane Mauss (22), Comedy Central Presents (2026), health (564)

Posted: 03/12/10
Views: 2,471

Shane Mauss - Dramatic Girlfriend

Shane Mauss was sleeping in a blanket that could randomly burst into flames at any moment.

Tags: Shane Mauss (22), Comedy Central Presents (2026), dating (681)

Posted: 03/12/10
Views: 2,151

Shane Mauss - Expressions Are Crazy

If something crawled up your ass and died, you should be happy that it's no longer alive.

Tags: Shane Mauss (22), Comedy Central Presents (2026), health (564)

Posted: 03/12/10
Views: 2,330

Shane Mauss - Passenger-Side Airbag

If anyone complains about my driving, I turn off their airbag.

Tags: Shane Mauss (22), health (564), animals (458)

Posted: 06/20/08
Views: 13,682

Shane Mauss - Serious Condition

Shane Mauss has been freakishly skinny his entire life because there's a hole in his butt.

Tags: Shane Mauss (22), Comedy Central Presents (2026), health (564)

Posted: 03/12/10
Views: 9,627

Shane Mauss - Roofing While Drunk

Did you know you can get paid just to get drunk?

Tags: Shane Mauss (22), health (564), growing up (442)

Posted: 02/11/09
Views: 770

Joey Kola - A Fart is...

A fart is comedy from God.

Tags: Joey Kola (11), kids (682), health (564)

Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 1,382

Steve Trilling - Use Floor Below

The airport bathroom was out of order.

Tags: Steve Trilling (4), health (564), The A-List (486)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 442

Nick DiPaolo - Prostate Exam

Nick DiPaolo is getting too old to date.

Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), Comedy Central Presents (2026), health (564)

Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 3,251

Ardal O'Hanlon - Staying Healthy

People should be enjoying themselves instead of trying to stay healthy.

Tags: Ardal O'Hanlon (10), Comedy Central Presents (2026), health (564)

Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 731

 
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