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Q: Why doesn't a woman need a car?

A: Because you don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen.
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Nicknaming your boyfriend's penis is awesome.

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If you're skinny or sweating, Rodney Johnson will not touch you.

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Walter hates this damn job.

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Men will take any woman home with them.

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Talk about a star-spangled boner.

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Derrick isn't going back to his job if he wins the lottery.

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Seking7 doesn't want to badmouth Charlie Sheen.

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Rich Vos wants to bang his daughter's teacher.

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Judah takes care of his body. He weightlifts weightlifters while they're lifting weights.

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Judah writes horror books for children because you're never too young to go through life scared.

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