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-- Chocolate satisfies even when it's gone soft.
-- You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
-- You can have chocolate in in public.
-- If you bite the nuts, the chocolate won't mind.
-- The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
-- You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
-- No need to fake your enjoyment of chocolate.
-- Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
-- You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
-- You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
-- Size doesn't matter -- though more is still better.
Sandra Bernhard - Edible Panties
There's nothing better than an edible panty.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (36), sex (1283), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,764
Lou DiMaggio - Birth Control
Contraceptive foam is the Cheez Whiz of birth control.
Tags: Lou DiMaggio (2), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 456
David Alan Grier - Falling in Love
Where are you going, honey dear?
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), sex (1283), food (804)
Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 104
David Alan Grier - Falling in Love
Where are you going, honey dear?
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), sex (1283), food (804)
Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 2,427
Hugh Fink - Chinese Food
Hugh Fink always seems to get the sarcastic Chinese waiter.
Tags: Hugh Fink (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/25/99
Views: 1,224
Daniel Tosh - Breakfast Sex Talk
Sex is a lot like an egg.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (53), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 28,830
Russ Meneve - Food vs. Sex
Russ talks dirty to cookies.
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 1,108
Bob Marley - Dessert
Dessert is very sexual.
Tags: Bob Marley (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 2,375
Andre Covington - Good Sex
Put your hoochie coochie towel in the hamper after you use it.
Tags: Andre Covington (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 765
Patton Oswalt - Facts About Midgets
If you lose a fight to a midget, you become one.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), sex (1283), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 6,616
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