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-- Chocolate satisfies even when it's gone soft.
-- You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
-- You can have chocolate in in public.
-- If you bite the nuts, the chocolate won't mind.
-- The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
-- You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
-- No need to fake your enjoyment of chocolate.
-- Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
-- You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
-- You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
-- Size doesn't matter -- though more is still better.
Sandra Bernhard - Edible Panties
There's nothing better than an edible panty.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (36), sex (1265), food (787)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,705
Lou DiMaggio - Birth Control
Contraceptive foam is the Cheez Whiz of birth control.
Tags: Lou DiMaggio (2), sex (1265), health (946)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 432
Wanda Sykes - Sex
Women fake orgasms because they have excellent time management skills.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), sex (1265), men/women (985)
Posted: 01/09/03
Views: 6,774
Bob Marley - Dessert
Dessert is very sexual.
Tags: Bob Marley (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1265)
Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 2,292
Andre Covington - Good Sex
Put your hoochie coochie towel in the hamper after you use it.
Tags: Andre Covington (3), sex (1265), men/women (985)
Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 721
Patton Oswalt - Facts About Midgets
If you lose a fight to a midget, you become one.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (32), sex (1265), ethnic (813)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 6,443
Tracy Morgan - True Love
Tracy's girl got away.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), sex (1265), men/women (985)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 1,087
Dan Naturman - Death Penalty
At least with the death penalty you get a last meal.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), sex (1265), food (787)
Posted: 11/08/01
Views: 2,156
Daniel Tosh - Breakfast Sex Talk
Sex is a lot like an egg.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (36), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1265)
Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 28,716
Russ Meneve - Food vs. Sex
Russ talks dirty to cookies.
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1265)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 1,060
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