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When I did drop out,
a teacher of mine -- I remember her telling me that a friend of hers dropped out and ended up a stripper on drugs, kind of insinuating the same thing was probably gonna happen to me. I don't know -- my lack of interest in algebra and American history hardly makes me want to dance topless.
Matt Goldich - Assemblies
Matt Goldich missed the point of the anti-drug assemblies at his school.
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Posted: 01/26/06
Views: 336
Kevin Brennan - High School Reunion
Kevin isn't going to his high school reunion.
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Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 1,256
Tig - Drop Out
If you drop out of school, you will become a stripper.
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Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 1,519
Sandra Bernhard - Alien Abduction
Aliens are very into anal probes.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 104
Jim Gaffigan - The Youngest Child
The youngest child has to deal with all the problems caused by the older children.
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Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 10,789
Corey Holcomb - Rough Childhood
Corey gets put in special ed.
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Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 3,074
Linda Hill - Differences
Love was much easier in grade school.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 291
Johnny Sanchez - Teacher's Pet
Johnny Sanchez remembers that kid in school who always ruined things for everyone.
Tags: Johnny Sanchez (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), growing up (453)
Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 2,388
Jay Mohr - Kickball
If you miss the kickball, you don't have a place to sit at lunch for the rest of your life.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sports (631), growing up (453)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 891
Dwayne Perkins - Asymptotes
Dwayne finally figured out calculus.
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Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 2,700
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