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The old lady asks one of the women, "Why are you in line?"
The woman looks at the other prostitutes, winks and says, "We're waiting in line for a free lollipop."
So the old lady gets in line for her free lollipop. The chief of police comes out to take the girls in and notices the old lady in line. Shocked, he says to the old lady, "'You should be ashamed of yourself!"
"Let me tell you something, sonny," the old lady replies, "as long as they keep making them, I will keep sucking them!"
Doug Stanhope - Old People
Doug Stanhope hates how the elderly use their age as an excuse.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 1,927
Doug Stanhope - 75-Year-Old Sex
Doug Stanhope does not want to be 90, combing his last three hairs and looking to get lucky.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 3,401
Joe DeVito - Sex Noises
Joe DeVito tapes his neighbors having bad sex.
Tags: Joe DeVito (2), sex (1283), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 1,660
Geoff Keith - Wedding Hook-Up
Don't drink when no one else around is your age.
Tags: Geoff Keith (2), sex (1283), alcohol (496)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 1,240
Damon Wayans - Beautiful Women
New York has beautiful women.
Tags: Damon Wayans (16), sex (1283), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/22/05
Views: 1,554
Lois Bromfield - Sexual Peak
Lois has to drive past high schools to find guys in their sexual peak.
Tags: Lois Bromfield (4), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,511
David Alan Grier - A Real Woman
Until you find that special mature woman, you'll have to stick to dating young people.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), sex (1283), dating (656)
Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 184
David Alan Grier - A Real Woman
Until you find that special mature woman, you'll have to stick to dating young people.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), sex (1283), dating (656)
Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 1,751
Marc Maron - Teenage Girls
Of course Marc Maron wants to have sex with teenage girls.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/07/98
Views: 1,078
Lynne Koplitz - Younger Guys
Dating younger guys isn't what it's cracked up to be.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 8,125
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