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Susie said, "Your heart, 'cause you need it to love."
Richie said, "Your head, 'cause you need it to think."
Little Johnny raised his hand and the teacher called on him reluctantly. Little Johnny said, "Your feet."
Confused, the teacher asked why.
Johnny replied, "When I walked past my mom's room last night, she had her feet in the air and was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming, I'm coming!"
Drew Hastings - Young Girlfriend
Having a young girlfriend sucks.
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Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 17,042
Drew Hastings - Erectile Dysfunction
My penis was so shiny I could do my hair in it.
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Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 9,223
Gabriel Iglesias - Kids Discovering Late Night TV
Gabriel Iglesias talks about the first time he got a chance to watch late night cable.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), sex (1043), impressions (258)
Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 190,467
Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex
Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.
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Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 5,857
Rodney Carrington - Hand Sex
He watches a lot of porno. Well, three minutes of it.
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Posted: 04/16/07
Views: 171,617
Larry the Cable Guy - Class Reunion
Larry's brand new CD 'Tailgate Party,' filmed live in front of 53,000 people, is in stores now.
Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (32), sex (1043), family (597)
Posted: 09/21/06
Views: 33,935
Gabriel Iglesias - Hookers
You never forget the first time you have to explain to your kid what a hooker is.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), sex (1043), kids (682)
Posted: 11/09/09
Views: 130,785
DVD - Exclusive Patton Oswalt - The Year 2009
If you went back in time to 1999, the ten-years-ago you would not believe how cool things are today.
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Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 28,654
Charlie Murphy - Too Far
The male ego is the reason an old man will challenge a young man to a fist fight.
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Posted: 02/27/10
Views: 5,060
