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Stephen Lynch: A Lullaby for My Daughter
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Please don't cry / I swear I'll try to be here by your side / Right after Daddy gets home from the bar / Visits his bookie and steals a new car / He'll drive to the strip club and if Daddy plays his cards right / He'll bring home your new mommy tonight.
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Posted: 08/01/00

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