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Q: What does a good steak have in common with good sex?

A: They're both very rare.
Filed Under: sex (2376),  food (378)
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Posted: 12/01/08

Sandra Bernhard - Edible Panties

There's nothing better than an edible panty.

Tags: Sandra Bernhard (36), sex (1269), food (790)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,714

Lou DiMaggio - Birth Control

Contraceptive foam is the Cheez Whiz of birth control.

Tags: Lou DiMaggio (2), sex (1269), health (956)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 440

David Alan Grier - Falling in Love

Where are you going, honey dear?

Tags: David Alan Grier (43), sex (1269), food (790)

Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 104

David Alan Grier - Falling in Love

Where are you going, honey dear?

Tags: David Alan Grier (43), sex (1269), food (790)

Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 2,394

Hugh Fink - Chinese Food

Hugh Fink always seems to get the sarcastic Chinese waiter.

Tags: Hugh Fink (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 06/25/99
Views: 1,224

Daniel Tosh - Breakfast Sex Talk

Sex is a lot like an egg.

Tags: Daniel Tosh (42), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 28,742

Russ Meneve - Food vs. Sex

Russ talks dirty to cookies.

Tags: Russ Meneve (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 1,071

Bob Marley - Dessert

Dessert is very sexual.

Tags: Bob Marley (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 2,320

Andre Covington - Good Sex

Put your hoochie coochie towel in the hamper after you use it.

Tags: Andre Covington (3), sex (1269), men/women (987)

Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 727

Patton Oswalt - Facts About Midgets

If you lose a fight to a midget, you become one.

Tags: Patton Oswalt (32), sex (1269), ethnic (813)

Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 6,463

 
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