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He watches a lot of porno. Well, three minutes of it.
My penis was so shiny I could do my hair in it.
Having a young girlfriend sucks.
Did I win? No. Did I come in second? No.
When you get older, your perspective changes.
Why did I get attacked by a sea lion?
Hey, Julie. This is Dan from Bank of America.
I'm not getting smarter about women.
You can't have sex on Mt. Everest.

