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Fred comes out of the first bedroom and says, "She put a powdered donut on my d**k."
Bob comes out of the second bedroom and says, "She put a glazed donut on my d**k."
Mike comes out of the third bedroom, holding two dollars. Fred and Bob ask, "Did she donut you?"
"No" says Mike, "she told me to go and buy a box of Cheerios."
Rodney Johnson - Safe Sex
If you're skinny or sweating, Rodney Johnson will not touch you.
Tags: Rodney Johnson (3), sex (1269), health (956)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,725
Brendon Walsh - Penis Nicknames
Nicknaming your boyfriend's penis is awesome.
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Posted: 02/02/06
Views: 2,387
Jeff Dunham - Walter
Walter hates this damn job.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (66), sex (1269), kids (828)
Posted: 01/10/00
Views: 73,237
Derrick Cameron - The Lottery
Derrick isn't going back to his job if he wins the lottery.
Tags: Derrick Cameron (1), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 12/13/01
Views: 556
Owen Smith - Simple Minded
Men will take any woman home with them.
Tags: Owen Smith (2), sex (1269), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/23/03
Views: 586
Jeffrey Ross - George Washington Roast
Talk about a star-spangled boner.
Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), sex (1269), music (710)
Posted: 03/24/98
Views: 1,900
Open Mic Challenge - Seking7
Seking7 doesn't want to badmouth Charlie Sheen.
Tags: insults (97), Seking7 (1)
Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 1,201
Judah Friedlander - Lethal Weapon
Judah takes care of his body. He weightlifts weightlifters while they're lifting weights.
Tags: Judah Friedlander (4), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 10/30/09
Views: 6,555
Judah Friedlander - Horror
Judah writes horror books for children, ages 1 through 3. Because you're never too young to go through life scared.
Tags: Judah Friedlander (4), sex (1269), books (727)
Posted: 10/30/09
Views: 25,206
Rich Vos - Dumb People
Rich Vos wants to bang his daughter's teacher.
Tags: Rich Vos (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 09/04/03
Views: 2,823
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