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They should give this guy
a test, you know, just to see how well the cure is going. Make him sit somewhere in a room with a guy in a lab coat: 'OK, would you say that salmon, mocha and champagne are foods or colors?'
Sabrina Matthews - Fear of Flying
Be careful at the Dallas/Fort Worth airport if you're celebrating National Coming Out Day.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 848
Sabrina Matthews - Fear of Flying
On airplanes, it's 'ladies first' until the plane is about to go down in flames.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 690
Sabrina Matthews - Skirt
Sabrina doesn't wear pantyhose because it makes her leg hair look funny.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 689
John Henton - Suing the President
It seems like Bill Clinton is getting sued by women everywhere.
Tags: John Henton (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 290
David Feldman - Sexism
If women ran the world, there'd be no wars.
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 410
Sabrina Matthews - The Cure
If brail is too big, blind people can't read it.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 828
Sabrina Matthews - Working Out
If you're going to rollerblade, it's important to learn how to brake.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 526
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,465
Steve Marmel - Affairs
Every president has had extra-marital affairs.
Tags: Steve Marmel (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/15/00
Views: 358
Drew Fraser - Government Drugs
Why would anyone want an eight hour erection?
Tags: Drew Fraser (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 1,662
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