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Now that's an extreme religion:
Amish. Oh my God, it's against their religion -- it's a sin for them -- to ride in a car. Then I heard an Amish guy got hit and killed by a car. Isn't that ironic? That would be like a Jewish person being electrocuted by some Christmas lights or a Catholic choking on a condom -- just ironic.
Rene Hicks - Grandfather's View on Homosexuality
Boys aren't gay; they're just lazy.
Tags: Rene Hicks (12), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 952
Paul Kozlowski - Premature
Ejaculating one minute into the sex act isn't funny.
Tags: Paul Kozlowski (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 569
Rene Hicks - Celibacy
Vegetarians and celibates go together well.
Tags: Rene Hicks (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 786
Rene Hicks - Jehovah's Witness
Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate holidays.
Tags: Rene Hicks (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 1,760
Rene Hicks - Rock Climbing
That's a sport you won't see black people participating in.
Tags: Rene Hicks (12), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 734
Nick DiPaolo - Sexual Endurance
Guys have no energy after sex.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 4,563
Jake Johannsen - Cult Leader
It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 848
Charlie Viracola - Security
Don't let the government hear your phone calls.
Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/15/03
Views: 240
Paul Gilmartin - The Threat
Homosexuals are hogging all the babies in Florida.
Tags: Paul Gilmartin (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 557
Sue Kolinsky - Long Distance Relationship
It's nice to have sex without MCI being involved.
Tags: Sue Kolinsky (4), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,138
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