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Having a young girlfriend sucks.

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), sex (1283),

Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 8,122

My penis was so shiny I could do my hair in it.

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), sex (1283), mental health (221)

Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 3,785

Don't mis-sock, socktard!

Tags: sex (1283), college (164)

If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,469

Gabriel Iglesias talks about the first time he got a chance to watch late night cable.

Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), sex (1283), impressions (304)

Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 90,823

Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), animals (791)

Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 1,071

Why 69 when you can 96?

Tags: TJ Miller (8), sex (1283), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 1,603

Dave Attell on the Kardashians

Tags: Dave Attell (61), sex (1283),

Posted: 11/14/07
Views: 16,774

He watches a lot of porno. Well, three minutes of it.

Tags: Rodney Carrington (4), sex (1283),

Posted: 04/16/07
Views: 157,736

Do you know what's not helpful during sex? An audible disappointed breathing sound.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 9,477