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Porn e-mailers: if you're out
there -- I know there's eight of you here -- please spell check your porn emails before you spam me. I know that I'm going to get porn emails forever -- I'm OK with that -- but just spell check them because I'm super OCD and I'll read something until it makes sense. And I don't want to waste 15 minutes going, 'Why does a Mexicorn duke want to slow-bur on my pens?'
Patton Oswalt - Facts About Midgets
If you lose a fight to a midget, you become one.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), sex (1283), ethnic (814)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 6,616
DVD - Exclusive Patton Oswalt - The Year 2009
If you went back in time to 1999, the ten-years-ago you would not believe how cool things are today.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), sex (1283), music (727)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 22,625
Patton Oswalt - I Hate
Patton Oswalt's cell phone understands his capacity for hate all too well.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), health (976), technology (348)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 90,361
Patton Oswalt - Porn Spam
Porn spam is fine as long as it's spell checked.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), sex (1283), TV (543)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 6,418
Patton Oswalt - In Love
There's nothing worse than seeing a comedian in love.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), George W. Bush (2037), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 6,571
Patton Oswalt - Liquor Ads
Winos drink because it's Tuesday.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), sex (1283), movies (559)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 2,759
Mike Birbiglia - Porno for Parents
Mike Birbiglia's parents pay the price for not knowing their way around the Internet.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 08/14/09
Views: 52,687
Kevin Meaney - Phone Sex
Kevin Meaney tried phone sex once.
Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/02/99
Views: 668
Andrew Norelli - Giving Up
Life is so hard -- don't you ever just want to give up?
Tags: Andrew Norelli (2), sex (1283), work/office (398)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 688
Patton Oswalt - Metal-Mania
If you were a fan of 80s metal videos, you were, apparently, gay.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 3,963
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