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One day John looks over the fence and spies Sam's wife, naked, watering the garden. When Sam gets home from work, John brags to him that he's seen his wife naked.
Sam wants revenge, so that night creeps over to John's yard and catches sight of John's wife performing oral sex.
The next day, Sam approaches John at the mailbox. "Hey, I saw your wife performing oral sex on you last night."
"Ha ha, the joke's on you," John says, "I wasn't home last night!"
Aisha Tyler - Valentine's Day
Valentine's Day is always a disappointment.
Tags: Aisha Tyler (9), sex (1202),
Posted: 02/21/09
Views: 10,367
Russ Meneve - Valentine's Day
Russ considers himself a lonely guy.
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 2,252
Happy VD!
Jeff Dunham and Walter revisit a greeting as funny now as it was in junior high.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (87), puppets (64)
Posted: 02/05/09
Views: 51,531
Christopher Titus - Why We Stay
Why do we stay with these life-sucking vampires?
Tags: Christopher Titus (23), dating (786), marriage (547)
Posted: 02/14/09
Views: 78,209
Mike Birbiglia - Valentine's Day Cards
Mike Birbiglia revisits his old Valentine's Day cards.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (24), Comedy Central Presents (2172), family (647)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 11,118
Doug Mellard - Valentine's Day
Doug hates Valentine's Day.
Tags: Doug Mellard (7), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 1,660
Laura Kightlinger - Who Could Love You
The line-up of Christmas, New Year's Eve and Valentine's Day is not fair to those who are alone.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 05/27/97
Views: 5,056
Rodney Carrington - Hand Sex
He watches a lot of porno. Well, three minutes of it.
Tags: Rodney Carrington (4), sex (1202),
Posted: 04/16/07
Views: 186,263
