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Louis Ramey: An Honest Politician
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I'll vote for the first person that just admits to anything. First person they walk up to and go, 'Excuse me, did you sleep with that woman?' 'Yeah! What's up, baby? How you doing, girl? Yeah, I slept with -- I'll sleep with her again! What's up, baby? What -- did I ever do drugs? Yeah, I did some drugs. Once? Sh*t, I don't know how many times I did drugs. Oh, I know I was doing her when I was doing the drugs.'
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