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"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."
Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid
Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.
Tags: Mark Craig Taylor (3), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 543
Chris Zito - Teenage Daughter
Chris didn't ask for his daughter to have the best rack in the 7th grade.
Tags: Chris Zito (2), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,674
Christian Finnegan - Naming Your Kids
Be careful how you name your kids.
Tags: Christian Finnegan (28), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 6,129
Margaret Smith - Expensive Sperm
Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 996
Greg Fitzsimmons - Threesome
Greg tells his son to wrap up the breastfeeding.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 655
Bill Keller - Good Old Dad
People don't believe you want four kids.
Tags: Bill Keller (2), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 381
Stephen Lynch - Why Mommy Left
Stephen Lynch had a number of problems that lead his divorce.
Tags: Stephen Lynch (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/01/00
Views: 16,664
Ray James - Touching Yourself
Ray James learned to masturbate in the shower.
Tags: Ray James (2), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 06/06/97
Views: 28
Matt Goldich - Assemblies
Matt Goldich missed the point of the anti-drug assemblies at his school.
Tags: Matt Goldich (2), sex (1283), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/26/06
Views: 336
Kevin Brennan - High School Reunion
Kevin isn't going to his high school reunion.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 1,256
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