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His father says, "We're playing cards, and your mother is my wild card."
A week later, Little Johnny walks in on his father masturbating. He asks, "What are you doing?"
His father says, "I'm playing cards."
"Where's your wild card?" Johnny asks.
His father replies, "Son, you don't need one when you've got a good hand."
Mark Craig Taylor - Raising a Kid
Raising a good kid should earn you a medal.
Tags: Mark Craig Taylor (3), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 543
Keith Robinson - Jealousy
Keith's girlfriend can't stand him.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 1,226
Chris Zito - Teenage Daughter
Chris didn't ask for his daughter to have the best rack in the 7th grade.
Tags: Chris Zito (2), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,674
Christian Finnegan - Naming Your Kids
Be careful how you name your kids.
Tags: Christian Finnegan (28), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 6,129
Margaret Smith - Expensive Sperm
Trying to conceive was much cheaper in college.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 996
Jacob Sirof - Kids
Kids can be selfish.
Tags: Jacob Sirof (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 881
Kevin Williams - Gonorrhea
Kevin Williams had gonorrhea.
Tags: Kevin Williams (2), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 649
Bill Keller - Good Old Dad
People don't believe you want four kids.
Tags: Bill Keller (2), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 381
Mike MacDonald - Trying to Get Pregnant
Mike is working overtime to get his wife pregnant.
Tags: Mike MacDonald (3), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 636
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