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Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, teacher! Oh, me, me!"
The teacher smiles and says, "Alright, Johnny, what is your multisyllabic word?"
Little Johnny says, "Mas-tur-bate."
The teacher is taken aback, but she manages to smile and says, "Wow, Johnny, that's a mouthful."
Little Johnny says, "No, ma'am, you're thinking of a blow job. I'm talking about jerking off."
David Feldman - Sex Education
Sex education begins at home.
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 658
Tess - No Ring, No Ding-a-Ling
Tess offers advice to her mentees at her church.
Tags: Tess (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 02/24/05
Views: 881
Lenny Clarke - Kids Are Crazy
Don't ever throw a bomb at a nun.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 05/19/02
Views: 1,069
Ty Barnett - New Birth Control
There should be restrictions on who can breed.
Tags: Ty Barnett (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 1,859
Marc Maron - Old Guy
Marc is candid about feeling old during sex.
Tags: Marc Maron (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 462
Louis Katz - D.A.R.E.
What are we teaching our children?
Tags: Louis Katz (2), sex (1269), kids (828)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 1,192
Paul Provenza - Teach Masturbation
America wants to find a way to keep kids in school, right?
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (1269), health (956)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 798
Gerry Dee - Teaching History
There's no use asking the dumb kids for answers.
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (828), Live at Gotham (293)
Posted: 06/01/07
Views: 23,711
Rene Hicks - Celibacy
Vegetarians and celibates go together well.
Tags: Rene Hicks (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 754
Stephen Lynch - D&D
It's D&D, summoning the demons of hell!
Tags: Stephen Lynch (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 01/10/08
Views: 11,867
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