Jeff Mac: Religious Protests | Jeff Mac | Jokes.com

Jeff Mac Jokes
Jeff Mac: Religious Protests
Get another Jeff Mac Joke »
This is a guy who believes that God made everything, but he's got a sign that says, 'God Hates Stuff.' Why is God making stuff he hates, like, constantly? Is God off there really like, 'Oh boy, what the hell am I doing here? Oh, why would I make another gay guy? I hate these! This is terrible. Oh my gosh. I'm almighty!'?
Filed Under: sex (2379),  men/women (1718),  religion (507)
Share This Joke: 
Add To: 
Posted: 07/27/06

Jeff Mac - How to Read a Woman

Jeff Mac has forgotten how to read women.

Tags: Jeff Mac (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 992

Nick DiPaolo - Sexual Endurance

Guys have no energy after sex.

Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 4,562

The Chalks - Hog Wild

The Chalks are like a rodeo, so saddle up.

Tags: The Chalks (1), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 12/27/99
Views: 592

Paul Kozlowski - Premature

Ejaculating one minute into the sex act isn't funny.

Tags: Paul Kozlowski (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 569

Sheryl Underwood - Single Ladies

White men are eager to please.

Tags: Sheryl Underwood (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 05/29/03
Views: 2,785

Greg Behrendt - Sex in the Bottom

If you're going to have anal sex, both people involved should be into it.

Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 656

Jeff Mac - Undercover Hitler

Here's a game to keep yourself entertained at the office.

Tags: Jeff Mac (3), work/office (398), physical humor (203)

Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 1,807

George Willborn - Growing Up

George Willborn grew up poor and happy.

Tags: George Willborn (1), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 07/26/93
Views: 2,376

Lizz Winstead - Zen Buddhism

Liz dated a Zen Buddhist for a while.

Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 559

Lauren Dombrowski - The Gynecologist

Nurse practitioners love whipping out the mirrors.

Tags: Lauren Dombrowski (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 855

 
Stand-up comedian Dane Cook on Comedy Centrals Jokes.com
Looking for something else?