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I love my wife, I really do. In fact, she talked about getting breast implants, but you know, then we found out how dangerous they were, so she's not going to get them. So, she just got me the implants, which works out better 'cause I can bring them on the road with me. I never cheat on her; I always call when I'm playing with them.
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Posted: 02/24/92

Jack Coen - Breast Implants

Those breast implants are really lifelike.

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