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Mommy, what were you doing bouncing on Daddy's stomach last night?"

"I have to do that, or Daddy's belly gets very fat. Bouncing keeps him skinny."

"That's not going to work."

"Why not?"

"Because the babysitter keeps blowing him back up again."
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Posted: 12/01/08

D.L. Hughley - More Kids

D.L.'s wife wants more kids.

Tags: sex (1283), kids (841)

Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 1,884

Chris Zito - Teenage Daughter

Chris didn't ask for his daughter to have the best rack in the 7th grade.

Tags: Chris Zito (2), sex (1283), kids (841)

Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,674

Cory Kahaney - Sex Questions

Sixty-nine is just rude.

Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 2,315

Jacob Sirof - Kids

Kids can be selfish.

Tags: Jacob Sirof (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 881

Kevin Williams - Gonorrhea

Kevin Williams had gonorrhea.

Tags: Kevin Williams (2), sex (1283), health (976)

Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 649

Kevin Hart - Family Unit

They looked like a circus act.

Tags: Kevin Hart (21), marriage (581), parenting (151)

Posted: 01/31/09
Views: 18,290

Stephen Lynch - Why Mommy Left

Stephen Lynch had a number of problems that lead his divorce.

Tags: Stephen Lynch (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 08/01/00
Views: 16,665

Gabriel Iglesias - Kids Discovering Late Night TV

Gabriel Iglesias talks about the first time he got a chance to watch late night cable.

Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), sex (1283), impressions (304)

Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 91,388

Brian Regan - Dora the Explorer

Brian would probably watch "Dora the Explorer" even if he didn't have kids.

Tags: Brian Regan (51), kids (841), marriage (581)

Posted: 06/10/07
Views: 262,813

Bonnie McFarlane - Having Kids

Never hit a baby, even if he starts it.

Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 3,490

 
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