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Grandma & Grandpa
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"That's for 50 years of the worst sex I've ever had."
They're both silent for ten minutes. Then Grandpa slaps Grandma.
"That's for knowin' the difference."
He watches a lot of porno. Well, three minutes of it.
Why 69 when you can 96?
My penis was so shiny I could do my hair in it.
Ron White talks about the advantage of having one sex partner in this sneak peek.
Women always think men prefer big breasts, but really small breasts have more personality.
Guys will always appreciate oral sex, even if their house just burnt down.
It's revolutionized the way we look for pictures of women shoving baked goods inside themselves.

