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"I want to get weighed," she said. They walked over to the weight guesser, and he guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale. It read 117, so she won a prize.
The couple then went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.
"I want to get weighed," she said.
Since they had been there before, the weight guesser guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded.
Joe decided Kim was weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"
Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
Chris Porter - Being Single
Chris Porter wants to promote the penis.
Tags: Chris Porter (7), sex (1283), dating (656)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 7,561
Doug Stanhope - Bored of Sex
There's only so many different ways to have sex until you get bored.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 2,726
Jay Mohr - Stuttering Girl
Is she having an orgasm or just something to say?
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (1283), dating (656)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 5,045
John Mooney - Mooney Charm
John Mooney has a special way with the ladies.
Tags: John Mooney (2), sex (1283), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/18/03
Views: 1,011
Arj Barker - Mile High Club
Arj Barker joins a subsection of the mile high club.
Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 4,378
Stephen Rannazzisi - Four Hour Contract
Stephen Rannazzisi takes Viagra.
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Posted: 11/10/05
Views: 1,455
Tracy Smith - Shaving
Tracy isn't into looking like a great big naked baby.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 1,941
Jeff Stilson - Take off the Uniform
Why do people continue to exercise after marriage?
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), sex (1283), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 401
Tom Cotter - Ex-Girlfriend
Tom Cotter's current girlfriend really takes his breath away -- because of the asthma.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 541
Richard Trask - Sex and Dating
There are a lot of obligations that come with sex.
Tags: Richard Trask (4), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 579
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